While the scariest thing about Motive Studio’s latest Dead Space remake is that there’s still no confirmation of a Dead Space 2 follow-up locked in for the future (make it happen, EA!), the Necromorphs at the heart of the sci-fi horror experience still have enough of an icky factor to give us a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
With that in mind, then, we thought that now would be the perfect time to give our ranking of the 12 scariest monsters in the Dead Space remake. So, without further ado, grab your Plasma Cutters, praise Altman, and don your snazziest mining rig as we return to the haunted hallways of the USG Ishimura. Let’s go!
12.) The Leviathan
It’s basically just a big butt hole, but with far more explosive yellow balls. And after writing that sentence, I suddenly have the urge to move it straight up to number one on this list because that sounds like pure nightmare fuel. But frankly, that would be cheating.
As is, the Leviathan deserves a spot on this list. Right. At. The… bottom. *ba dum tsh*
11.) Leapers
Okay, so Leapers aren’t too scary. Sure, they can bite your head off. But I’ve seen humans who can do that, too — metaphorically speaking, of course!
They love jumping around and trying to give you warm cuddly hugs, so in a way, they’re kind of like adorable kangaroos… WHO WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF!
10.) Slashers
Yeah, I know. Slashers are ten a penny on your journey across the USG Ishimura, but they deserve a spot on this list because a) They’re so damn spooky-looking, and b) They love to spit out molecular acid and rain on Isaac’s parade. How rude!
As Necromorphs go, these are probably the most common adversaries you’ll meet in Dead Space, but they still have the unique talent of making players go: “Urggghggh,” which is always a laudable trait in my book.
9.) Tentacles
It’s a little unclear whether the Tentacle is its own entity, or it’s just an appendage of one of the bigger bosses like the Leviathan. That being said, one thing is for sure: Getting crushed to death by one is no laughing matter.
Fortunately, there’s a big yellow pustule for you to conveniently shoot at, which’ll foil the Lovecraftian beastie’s plans. Though you better shoot it sharpish… because its lair is just around th– oh too late, you’re Tentacle food.