Mario Strikers Fans Love Shy Guy’s New Existential Crises

1 year 9 months ago

Fact: The characters in Mario Strikers: Battle League are enormous babies. Score a goal on Wario and he’ll turn bright red, steam pouring out of his ears. Yoshi will drop to the ground and wail. Don’t even get me started on Peach’s behavior. Honestly, the only roster member with a lick of sportsmanship is the…

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Ari Notis

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