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Have you had your jab yet? I haven't had my jab yet. This seems pretty weird, as most of my American pals have had theirs, as have my British pals, as have my family. And I'm as old or older than all of these people. Well, except for my parents. I wonder if my clinic has forgotten my number... me, their No.1 customer. I have my own parking spot and everything. The worst part is, in 15 years when you all turn into raving psychotic killers ala Blue Sunshine, it'll be up to me to find a cure to save you and the entire world... And I'm really tired.
Oh, also, welcome to the weekend...
