Pee War is pretty much what it sounds like

I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. I don't know why I keep doing this to you. I wish I could see something as massively stupid as Pee War and ignore it like everyone else on the internet.

...but I just can't. I can't sit here and not present Pee War to you. It is my sworn duty to find dumb games and make you pay attention to them. I'm so sorry, everyone.